Sunday, March 28, 2010

Jonathan Adler’s 10 Commandments

Silly, funny, and fun – just like Jonathan Adlerjonadlercuriosities

Thou shalt embrace maximalism.

Thou wilt find minimalism to be something of a bummer in thy abode.
Thou wilt grow tired of an endless sea of beige and thou wilt long for
a splash of color & a dollop of pattern! Bargello pillows, Furnace
bottles, and rustic modern lamps - these shalt be the accessories that
add some panache to your pad.

Thou shalt not deny thyself hotelish comfort at home.

Thou shalt furnish thy rooms with paw-pampering, hand-loomed llama
wool rugs, luxurious lighting and our fabulous furniture.
Thy rooms shalt feel like the most opulent hotel rooms in which thou
hast ever stayed.
Thou art worth it.

Thou shalt buy an X-Bench.
Then, thou shalt buy another. Thou shalt use them in pairs, perfect
under thy console or placed near thy sofa. Thou shalt rest thy feet
upon them & so will thy guests. In fact, thy guests might even fight
over who gets to rest upon them. Therefore, thou shalt establish house
rules about thy X-Benches. Perhaps thou should consider a sign up

If thy nest needeth zest,
consider thy crest!

Thou shalt emblazon with thine
initials wherever possible.

Thou shalt mix fancy with frisky.

Thou shalt not be overly formal, for if thou art, thou will be sad.
Conversely, thou shalt not be overly whimsical, for if thou art thou
will not feel chic. Therefore, thou shalt embrace a mix, pairing the
chic classical foundation - excellent proportions, classic furniture -
with a layer of playful punctuation. Then thou shalt rest.

Thou shalt honor the funsters of yore.
David Hicks, Alexander Girard, Piero Fornasetti, Bonnie Cashin, Bjorn
Wiinblad - if thou dost not knoweth them, thou should. Thou can use
Google Images to learn more about them and thou shalt channel their
fun, idiosyncratic, playful spirit in thine own interiors. Thy home
will be fun, happy, and chic.

Thou shalt not commit murder,
unless thou art murdering for a decorative accessory.
If thou should find thyself at one of our stores and seeth the last
bird bowl on our shelf, thou shalt feel free to use whatever means
necessary to obtain that special something.

Thou shalt not be afraid of orange.
Thou shalt use orange copiously in thy interior, whether it beeth in
an orange breakfast room or via the zing of an orange lacquered box.
Thou might even consider painting thy front door orange to pique thy
neighbor's curiosity. Thou shalt also covet chocolate brown.

Thou shalt play ping pong.
Better still, thou shalt have a ping pong table in thy living room.
Then, lo, thou shalt play ping pong with thy spouse rather than
sitting around watching thy tv.

Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's house.
In fact, after following these 10 commandments, thy neighbor might
covet thy house.
So there.

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